Breakfast of Champions – A New Challenge

I woke up today feeling weak. Not weak as in my will to resist fast food is weak but weak as in physically weak. I found this to be quite concerning as I have a recreational beer league softball game in less than a few hours. I have to, no NEED to perform at top level. I asked myself, “What would a top-level athlete like Chad Ochocinco do in this situation?” Then it hit me. It’s time for the Breakfast of Champions. Yes, breakfast and champions are capitalized because it’s the official term for this performance-boosting treat.

Breakfast of Champions

Yes, that is 2 Sausage Egg McMuffins, 1 Ham McMuffin, and 2 Hashbrowns. (Total calorie count is a mere 1500) You can’t wash this breakfast down with coffee, it’s just too heavy for this power-packed meal. Instead, it requires a Diet Coke. I’ll give an update on my softball performance later on. For now, I suggest everyone goes to McDonalds and orders the BOC to start your Sunday off right.

BBQ Challenge – Last Week

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